My son is very into super heroes. Of course he is, he's my son. And I won't lie, I've promoted that agenda from day one.
So today, sitting around the table, Andrew points at each of us in turn and calls Mama "Batman," me "Green Lantern," and himself "Wolverine."
He then asks, "What does Wolverine have?"
Naturally, I answered, "Wolverine has a mutant healing factor."
Trying this out himself, Drew said something that sounded like, "A mooting vader?"
I should have just gone with "claws."